Terms and condition
Here are the Terms & Conditions for Gabs Eats, written in a serious but quirky, easy-to-understand way:
Gabs Eats Terms & Conditions
Last Updated: [Insert Date]
Welcome to Gabs Eats, where good food meets fast wheels! Before you place that delicious order, let’s get some legal stuff out of the way. By using our platform (app, website, or telepathic waves—just kidding, only the first two), you agree to these terms. If you don’t agree, well… we guess you’ll have to cook instead.
1. Who We Are
Gabs Eats is a food delivery platform that connects hungry humans with restaurants and heroic delivery drivers. We don’t cook the food (trust us, you wouldn’t want that), but we help bring it to your doorstep.
2. Your Responsibilities
By using Gabs Eats, you agree to:
- Be at least 18 years old (or have an adult supervise your food addiction).
- Provide accurate details when signing up (no fake names like "Batman" unless that’s legally your name).
- Pay for your food and delivery fees—our drivers don’t work for high-fives (unfortunately).
- Be nice to the delivery drivers—if they’re late, blame traffic, not them.
- Not use our platform for illegal activities (like smuggling pineapples on pizza—we know that’s controversial).
3. Orders & Payments
- All sales are final – once your order is confirmed, there’s no turning back.
- If a restaurant runs out of something, we’ll let you know ASAP. We can’t force them to make a burger out of thin air.
- Payments must be made through our app—no IOUs, magic beans, or Monopoly money.
4. Delivery Times & Expectations
- We aim to deliver your food ASAP, but we are not time-travelers. Sometimes, delays happen due to weather, traffic, or unexpected roadblocks (like a cow chilling in the middle of the road).
- If your order is running late, you can track it in the app or summon patience (both work).
- If you’re not home when we arrive, we’ll try to contact you. If you ghost us, the driver may have to leave, and no refunds will be given.
5. Refunds & Cancellations
- If your order arrives wrong, missing items, or looks like it went through a boxing match, let us know within 30 minutes.
- No refunds for “I didn’t like the taste” – we didn’t cook it, remember?
- If a refund is approved, it may take a few business days to process (blame the banks, not us).
6. Restaurant & Driver Responsibilities
- Restaurants are responsible for making your food fresh and safe. If you get food poisoning, take it up with them—we only provide the wheels, not the meals.
- Drivers are expected to handle your order with care, but minor sauce spills happen—no one’s perfect.
7. Account Suspension & Termination
- We reserve the right to ban, suspend, or send you to food jail (figuratively) if you:
- Abuse our drivers or staff.
- Use fake payment details.
- Repeatedly cancel orders for no good reason.
- If you get banned, don’t take it personally—it’s probably for the best.
8. Liability & Disclaimers
- We do our best to provide an amazing service, but we can’t promise perfection. If something goes wrong, we’ll try to fix it—but we’re not responsible for:
- Food quality (that’s on the restaurant).
- Delays caused by things outside our control (weather, roadblocks, zombie apocalypse).
- Any weight gain from excessive food ordering (that’s on you).
9. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms from time to time (we like to keep things fresh). Keep checking back if you’re into reading legal stuff, or just trust that we’ll let you know if anything major changes.
10. Contact Us
Questions? Complaints? Love letters? Reach out to us at [Insert Contact Info].
Now that we’ve got this out of the way, let’s get back to what really matters—good food, fast delivery, and happy eating! 🚀🍔